Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer

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walking home from our house Christmas Eve

G

You can say theres no such thing as santa

D G

but as for me and grandpa we believe

Em D

She'd been drinking too much egg nog

G

and we warned her not to go

C

but she forgot her medication

D G

and she wandered out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas morning

at the scene of the attack

there were hoofprints on her forehead

and incriminating claw marks on her back

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It's not Christmas without grandma

all the familys dressed in black

and we just cant help but wonder

should we open up her gifts or send them back !

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Now were all so proud of grandpa

he's been taking this so well

see him in there watching football

drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel

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Now the goose is on the table

and the pudding made of fig

and the blue and silver candles

that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

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I've warned all my friends and neighbors

better watch out for your selfs

they should never give a license

to a man who dirves a sleigh and plays with elves.

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