Loudon Wainwright III
INTRO:
Crossin' the highway late
last night
He shoulda looked left and
he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station
wagon car
The skunk got squashed and
there you are!
CHORUS:
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on me, that
ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and
hold yer nose
You don't have to look and
you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in
your olfactory
G D
Yeah you got yer dead cat
and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you
got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and
yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts
they're gonna make you swoon!